If you don’t think history is amusing, you clearly haven’t seen Adolf Hitler in shorts
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
(via pizza-sexuality)
pure-blood-idjit-of-gallifrey:
Zis if from mein spring collection
(via pizza-sexuality)
taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah:
Clever way of getting his features in there.
cr: thqys
LITTLE FUCKING BEAR PANCAKES!
I WANT SOME SO I CAN DRENCH THEM IN MAPLE SYRUP OH MY GOD
THIS IS SO CUTE I DON’T EVEN LIKE PANCAKES
(via pizza-sexuality)
Harry Potter Etymology | Patronus Charm (“Expecto Patronum”)
Patronus means “protector”, “guardian”, or simply “patron” in Latin, specifically reflecting the entire role that the Patronus Charm plays. In archaic Latin, it meant “father”, which is very interesting, considering that Harry Potter’s Patronus is the same as his father’s Patronus and Animagus form, a stag. The Latin word exspecto or expecto means “I look out for” or “I wait for”, thus the charm’s incantation roughly translates into “I await a protector.”
(via pureblood-)
you know i make a lot of threats for someone who is short and cant even do a push up
(via escapet0music)
(Source: zachsrealm, via suckaaaaa)
WOW I AM ESPECIALLY IMPRESSED WITH THE MR. FREEZE EYES
FUCKING AMAZING
(Source: fuckyeahihaveagazebo, via jayalice)
im gonna wear like 6 pairs of pants so people will begin to know me for wearing a ton of pants and when i get fat i will slowly remove the layers of pants and they won’t realize im fat they’ll just think i still wear 6 pairs of pants
(via laughtercentral)
this is just about the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
(Source: putamerdahermes, via tickling-your-man-boobies)
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
(Source: lrvin, via tickling-your-man-boobies)
have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
(via 3sidecoin)
(via pricklylegs)