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The Queen is not Amused...but I am.: The Tumblr/Yahoo! Metaphor

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:18:09 -0400

The Queen is not Amused...but I am.: The Tumblr/Yahoo! Metaphor:

So David Karp built this really awesome sports car. He built it from scratch and it looks amazing and when he drives it around town all the teenagers go crazy. But he spent all his money building the car, and barely has enough money to keep gas in it or to do maintenance…

jesspinkman: being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised #the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:27:39 -0400

jesspinkman:

being a pessimist is great i’m always either right or pleasantly surprised

#the optimistic look on pessimism

raeosunshine: I signed a year-long lease )8

Mon, 20 May 2013 12:24:40 -0400

raeosunshine:

I signed a year-long lease )8

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Mon, 20 May 2013 11:48:02 -0400

joeyskorka: tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:45:33 -0400

joeyskorka:

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

imawanchor: dylanofryin: actual picture of actual one direction fans it’s like a scene from a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:44:05 -0400

imawanchor:

dylanofryin:

actual picture of actual one direction fans

it’s like a scene from a zombie movie

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:42:32 -0400

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with...

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:40:52 -0400

ambassador-of-anguish:

shouldertappingghosts:

If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.

This is perfect.

The Frogman: Dear Yahoo,

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:21:44 -0400

The Frogman: Dear Yahoo,:

thefrogman:

First, I would like to welcome you to this wonderful tumblr community. Most of us just sign up for free, but I guess paying a billion dollars works too.

A lot of us are apprehensive about your presence in our space. I’m afraid we don’t like change very much. Whenever something big happens, we…

fuckyeahnebulas: Horsehead Nebula

Mon, 20 May 2013 11:16:32 -0400

fuckyeahnebulas:

Horsehead Nebula

casualcynic: So my mom and I have been working the same...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:09:18 -0400

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 00:08:36 -0400

sometimesbrilliant: #except for you #since you murdered most of...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:07:37 -0400

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

uberzers: anothercaptviridian: ruraljackdaw: So we opened the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:05:11 -0400

uberzers:

anothercaptviridian:

ruraljackdaw:

So we opened the portal to Hell today

#I like how the teacher’s just like #m

Me: sits in towel for 6 months after showering

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:04:57 -0400

Me: *sits in towel for 6 months after showering*

this-is-sams-lost-shoe: There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr: and

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:37 -0400

this-is-sams-lost-shoe:

There are only two gifs you need to survive on tumblr:

and

fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:02:27 -0400

fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

himynameissamijane: plund3rbunny: OMG NEED Actually have the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:00:36 -0400

himynameissamijane:

plund3rbunny:

OMG NEED

Actually have the Nightmare before Christmas one hanging on are wall already, thanks to wonderful friends

but the rest of them

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

If anyone ever wants to buy me something, the Cinderella one please and thank you

myheartisahammer: usernamesarentoverrated: This will forever...

Sun, 19 May 2013 23:59:21 -0400

myheartisahammer:

usernamesarentoverrated:

This will forever be my favorite gif.

It all makes sense now.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 23:50:01 -0400